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Bob Rivers "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen"
Sung to the Tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
From Joyenz
The restroom door said gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride
I heard high voices
Turned and found the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into a sour old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace and slapped me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day,
What can I say
It just wasn't turning out to be my day
The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy
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