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* OuterWorlds chat session: Sunday Jul 23, 2000 5:25 PM - 6:30 AM *
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Immigration Officer: Welcome to the conference room
at the Alpine Inn in Levenworth, Washington for the Outer Worlds RoadTrip2000 "Sleepless in Seattle"!!
5:25pm party room set up and on line!
5:40pm (texa to purdy) can you fix that one antler? It's really bugging me!
5:40pm (red to ley) if I like pass out, someone take over for me.
5:50pm imx does moose dance
5:50pm (imx to jerry) she will gargle…
5:52pm (hemp to jerry) easier for the police to round us all up this way
5:53pm (spudz to jerry) I want your sex
5:54pm imx table dances
6:10pm (texa live on wvrr to sharsee) hi sharsee, and yes, everything you will see is procras108r's fault!
6:14pm (texa to imx) here take it, and don't let us have it again (mic after "low places")
6:20pm (spudz to hemp) hemp, are you going to sing "lets get drunk and screw?
6:20pm (hemp to spudz) hehehehe no, just participating
6:34pm imx does glitter on highway dance
6:40pm (gen to texa) and how do you explain this tape senator texabeth?
6:41pm (pan to room) I need a competant person here…
6:44pm (spudz to radio) texa has t-shirt on that says "boys lie"… …speaking of the devil, there's jetty…
6:45pm (pan to spudz) I'm laptop stupid…
6:47pm imx tries to get someone to labamba dance
6:50pm texa does lapdance on imx
7:10pm (imx to radio) roadtrip quote compliments of pro "smoking filter cigerettes is like sucking breasts thru sweater"
7:16pm imx sings I'm a soul man
7:17pm archon takes mike and sings!!!
7:18pm likee spills drink
7:18pm op sings! (and gets into it!)
7:20pm (imx to rt) food! Eat!!
7:20pm (pan to imx) I think this is more of a beverage group
7:21pm (texa to red) he's so trainable
7:22pm (trish whispers to ley) we need to go in hot tub…
7:22pm (ley to trish) oh baby, can I join you?…(in the jacuzzi)ß ley added later
7:40pm ley plays with own boobs
7:41pm ley feels pan's butt
7:45pm food table knocked over and texa had nothing to do with it
7:50pm (pan to gen while singing "in your eyes") how much have you had to drink?
7:52pm archon tackles trish to floor *tickling*
7:53pm (pan) I lost my drink
7:55pm spudz kisses jerry
7:55pm (room) awwwwwww
8:00pm gen sings "you may be right" and op joined in while passing on way to get another drink then heads back to door and jerry and op dancing and singing along with gen
8:02pm juicy gossip over in other corner with ley and pan
8:05pm pan sings "lets give them something to talk about"
7:54pm ley sings "happy wedding day" to spudz and jerry in marilyn monroe voice
8:20pm likee sings "ole lord won't ya buy me a mercedes benz"
8:22pm jerry sings to mommaC
8:25pm likey and pan try to sing "sweet jane"
8:26pm hemp helps
8:27 hemp woosses out and quits singing
8:35pm (pan to radio) help me!
8:36pm (pan to likee) I'm not going to be alone in this shameing
8:45pm rt invaded with aliens (balloons)
8:50pm imx does alien balloon toss dance
8:51pm (pan)I had nothing to do with that
8:51pm imx dance with pro
8:52pm imx dances with alien balloon
8:53pm jerry sings "oh my love" to spudz
8:53-1/2pm spudz touches jerry
8:56pm texa gives imx lap dance
8:57pm rabid beats pan's butt with alien balloon
8:57pm (spudz to crowd) OMG! I didn't even squeeze him to get him to reach that high note!
8:58pm white elephant!!!
9:00pm imx does alley mcbeal baby dance
9:10pm white elephant begins
hemp - briefcase (coey undoes ribbon)
coey – tiki noodder
golem – yellow bag, wig! Long blonde wig(jerry "looks just like pamela anderson with a moustache!")
archon – takes hemp's briefcase
hemp takes monopoly box revenge
red4now – bondage bear
pan
– purple long thing, denmark t-shirt with lots of gold confetti (pan lays on floor and says "it's spongey!"
rabidwolf – duct taped gift "you looked better in the chat room" t-shirt
texabeth – takes coey's tiki noodder (hemp shakes his present)
coey takes archon's briefcase
arcon takes hemp's monopoly box
hemp takes rabid's t-shirt
rabid takes golem's wig
golem takes coey's briefcase
coey takes raddison bag, towel & scooby doo doll with weiner (rabid whispers to hemp "this is hot")
pro – takes hemp's t-shirt
hemp takes gold present, papa's got a brand new bag t-shirt be canadian – drink beer
imx – garbage bag (won't open) alligator (jerry "stroke it baby")
gen – takes pro's t-shirt
pro takes red4now's bondage bear
red4now takes gift from table, bunch of different coffees
trish – brown bag, texas size glass jigger
likee – pikachu wrapped gift, pieces of seattle kingdom
spudz – takes red4now's coffee
red4now takes gift from table , underware
op – blue bag, can-o-nuts
purdy – long pink thing, texas dirt shirt
leylach
– white gold gift, troll
jerry – takes red4now's underware
red4now takes gift from table, fish!
10:07pm coey gets extra gift from rt
10:08pm rabid cross dresses norweigian style
10:12pm (trish) they don't make a bra big enough
10:30pm hotstuff & tran gift, used and abused spin the twister pro, golem, purdy, hemp, gen, rw, texa….. texa wins
10:33pm gen wins inintrial denis enlapsge
10:35pm tran sings
10:40pm (ley writing in log) red's handwriting is getting very hard to read
10:41pm tran sings
10:48pm imx dances with texa
10:49pm texa climbs on imx
10:50pm tran and hotstuff
10:52pm twister
10:55pm texa wows em with halo whipped cream
somewhere between 11pm and 1am red retires and ley takes over log
1:45am (purdy) can you don something lewd to this puffin (said to golem wearing devil's horns)
1:46am (ley to purdy) is this lewd enough for you? (holds puffin to crotch)
1:47am (purdy) he's got a nice beak (about puffin)
2:07am (golem) guess what, I'm so happy right now
2:14am (pro to hemp) I'll drink yours and you'll drink mine (don't ask what)
2:16am (rabid to hemp) through net snot or not net snot, until a crash do us apart
2:30am (ley to golem) my horn's are bigger than yours!
2:31am (hemp about trish) look at that, she's like a little doll (trish sits on hemp's lap)
2:33am trish squirms at thought of video camera running
2:33am pan enter room screamin for food
2:34am (purdy to pan) you're not eating all the food!
2:35am (purdy to pan and gen) if you're gonna pull a 9-1/2 weeks, it will have to be in this room
2:36am pan and gen eats ravenously (what did they do in their absence?)
2:37am (pan) we slept, I swear!! (their room has a hot tub)
2:38am (pan to gen) ice!! Fetch!! Thank you!
2:38am gen leaves room
2:40am (purdy) inverted nipples
2:42am (trish to remaining crowd) I'll wake you up in the morning… I swear! (does that sound like a threat or what?) gawd I love you all XOXOXOXOXXOO
2:45am (trish) and I'm gonna love every minute of it
2:45am (ley) and so will I
2:46am (ley) I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
2:50am (pro to hemp) you got a rough lite
2:50am hemp, pro, rabid talking about getting gray hairs
2:52am (rabid) you notice how I don't have a beard anymore…
2:53am rabid puts blonde wig back on, gleasses almost falling off… "there will be no embellishments, trust me"
2:54am (rabid) well maybe one or two
2:55am (ley) what's an embelishment anyhow?
2:58am (ley) at this point of my life I am in dire need of more alcohol (grabs bottle and drinks)
2:59am (gen to purdy and rabid) sorry it's a librarian thing, you wouldn't understand
3:00am (ley to rabid) as long as you can say "01, tisse og horumusik" (beer, pussy & hornmusic) you'll be fine
3:07am (hemp) hemp's a goddamn alcoholic
3:08am (rabid) what I really like about this is that the only, normally non-english speaking person is taking the notes.
3:15am (ley describes hemp) santa on acid
3:20am purdy grabs doritos
3:20am (ley) oh, that's where my skirt is
2 hour gap attributed to Nixon's secretary...(Ed)
5:18am (hemp) let the bloodletting begin
5:24am (pro, ley, rabid, purdy to hemp) WHATEVER!
5:25am (hemp) don't put any animal parts in me
5:26am (hemp) I knew this wasn't a very interesting story to begin with, but whatever
5:30am hysterical laughter
5:32am (ley) I do that in 4 different languages
5:33am rabid looks out window, recoils shouting "oh my god!! It's daylight!!!
5:34am (hemp about purdy) she has a dildo around her neck!
5:34am (ley) I made that dildo!
5:34am (purdy) and im gonna wear it for every roadtrip!
5:40am (pro) a lady from norway made that dildo for me and it's beautiful
5:42am purdy laghs hysterically
5:45am (ley) that dildo will do it all
5:46am (ley) oh! What a nice foot to play footsie with (about pro's foot)
5:46am (hemp) I think she forgot who's foot she is playing with…
5:46am (hemp aka might mouse) here I come to save the daaaayyyyy
5:46am (rabid)came to save the day and couldn't get out of his chair
5:50am (purdy) if you can picture this…
5:50am (pro) my lens is wide open, so go right ahead
5:55am (ley about pro & foreign languages) well he speaks bubbaese….
6:00am (ley) blaehblaehblahblah
6:30am the conversation has deteriorated to a level where taking notes would be downright criminal
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