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Hmmm since last yearbook... Well I read a magazine, actually went to my art history class, graduated first in my class at Penn State, was elected President of the United States but turned it down to complete an
internship for Outerworlds, officially changed my name to Punk Masta K-Dogg, starred in a handful of films, sang the National Anthem at the World Series, sold 12 million copies of the beer song, became a star point
guard for the Knicks, colonized Antarctica, exported all chicky pop singers to Pluto, won a million dollars on Who Wants to be a Millionaire using no life lines, found a cure for cancer, created world peace, and
visited Montreal. I know what your thinking, its been a whole year, sorry I get lazy sometimes.
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