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Blonde wins $100...

by Pobodys Nerfect


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* Outer Worlds chat session  Thu Apr 6, 2000 8:47 PM *
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Ok...

Rocketchild and SeeRay (Punky Feople) went to a Mexican restaurant/bar and started slamming margaritas and shots of tequila (thinking of GJ the whole time) then Splitenz and PandorasBox show up and we make them take shots of Tequila too. We get louder and louder as the night goes on and there is a band playing there so we start yelling out for them to play "Freebird" like any good musician would do to another band while they are playing and eventually they started to play it and then Roc got up on stage with them and sang it 2/3s of the way through the song he starts changing the words to the song (remember there were about 200 people there) he starts singing "Punky Feople is an arsehole" then he came back to the table and I was looking at this gorgeous blonde down on the lower level of the restaurant and I was drooling.

Anyway, Pan wanted to slap me for it so I bet her $100 that she wouldn't dye her hair that color (pointing to blonde I was drooling over) before Am.  I also promised to be her slave for 24 hours if she did it. We laughed about that for a while, then forgot about it then we started pointing to Pan and screaming "its her birthday, she is the birthday girl" of course it wasn't her birthday but all the Mexican's brought her a big hat (sombrero?) and a flaming shot of something harsh and stuck a straw in her mouth. She took the straw and melted it in the flames so they gave her another straw and explained in Mexican accent, "suck fast" so she did and of course she swallowed flame and all what a girl!!!!

Then there was this cute red head at the bar I was also staring at all night she was a memory I think, I thought I knew her from long ago and well by the time I was to drunk to walk and was having problems keeping the inner mouth fluids [drool, Ed.] in my mouth. I walked up to her and started talking to her, and of course we knew each other from junior high school geezzzzzzz that was years ago and what does she remember about me? what could it be? Gezzz all she remembered was that I used to break dance and wear parachute pants. What a way to be remembered, and of course I am NOT surprised that she hasn't called me today just wondering what kind of memories of me she has now???? "he used to dress funny but now he is a slobbery drunk", hehe.

So Roc had to drive my Camaro home cuz I didn't want to sleep in jail and to my surprise I found myself standing in front of the kitchen sink at 3 am this morning letting go of supper thank god for garbage disposals so when I got up at 9 am I called Pan's and of course the first question I had was did you do it? and she did it, she dyed her hair blonde and well I knew I was $100 poorer but to my surprise I got 2 for the price of one, Splity had dyed his hair too!!!!

BlondeCam

I spent the day (all day) hung over, sleeping 2 hours, waking up laughing about Pan's hair, taking hangover helpers (Tylenol), sleeping 2 hours, waking up laughing about Pan's hair, taking hangover helpers, sleeping two hours etc. etc. so then I find out that Roc recorded me snoring last night and when Roc was on his way to Nashville today he called me and said, "Dude, how does she look?" He said he drove 2 miles, laughed drove 2 miles laughed, drove 2 miles and had to call home
 

and that my friends is the day and life of 4 nuts from OuterWorlds
 

 

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