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PantyHosed...

SeeRay: we are blasted at the chattanooga party
SeeRay: please do not telegram me as I am on a different coputer than normal not to mention that I am trashed
and to top it all off:
Pan has officially lost her skirt in a public restroom.
She has had to walk around without her skirt. We are talking panties-only down the street to the hotel room.

SeeRay: this is a fact
SeeRay: this is not fiction
SeeRay: and I am trashed but this is the truth
Rocketchild: i smell fiction
Ripple: Not News either
SeeRay: =^)
Nikita R o: ^5 Seeray
Rocketchild: really?
Rudy N o: <smiles>
SeeRay: Roc dude you have no idea
Nikita R o: omg
Splitenz: hahahahaa
SeeRay: its for real dude
Ripple: herherherherh
Rocketchild: hahahahaha
SeeRay: we spent an hour looking for it in the bathroom and its no where to be found
Nikita R o: poor Pan
Splitenz: *cryin here*
Joyenz: LOL
GOLEM: I smell..... NM, cat just crapped
SeeRay: and the toilets are no where near powerful enough to suck down any piece of material that covers even the smallest part of a womans body
Ripple: She,,,,Ughhhhh,,,,kind o' Winged it from there?????
Nikita R o: see i am so glad i am not there wonders what i would have lost
SeeRay: even if it is silk,
SeeRay: its gone dude
SeeRay: i repeat officially gone
Nikita R o: lol Derek
SeeRay: =^)
Rocketchild: haha what???
Rocketchild: whats gone?
Nikita R o: hahhaha
Rocketchild: her dress?
Nikita R o: lmao
SeeRay: yes Roc
Joyenz: um how could you lose a skirt in a public restroom? LOL its not big enough for that. unless someone stole it
Rocketchild: lmao
SeeRay: she is the Skirtlesss one
Things Original: Hey Seeray!!  :))
Ripple: a dress
Splitenz: hahahahaahaha
SeeRay: that is a damn good question Joyenz
Joyenz: *looks at SR* you stole it didn't you
SeeRay: all I can say is DO NOT COME TO A IMAGICA PARTY IN A SKIRT WHEN YOU GROW UP
Nikita R o: lol Joy
Nikita R o: lol
SeeRay: no ma'am I did not steal it
Ripple: This would seem to be a rudimentary point of garb to me
SeeRay: why would I steal it
Joyenz: LOL SR i don't wear skirts anyways, well um except for one but won't go there
SeeRay: I already been there and I have the t-shirt
Nikita R o: to wear it of course sheesh
Splitenz: stop!!!! my stomach hurts!!!!!
Joyenz: LOL Splitty
SeeRay: well yes I would wear it but it can't be found
GOLEM: SeeRay wanted a Kilt
PoisonIvy: lol
SeeRay: Splity dude its true
Nikita R o: hehheeh
SeeRay: I swear it is
Joyenz: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ripple: Pan,,,,felt natural,,,,again
SeeRay: everyone is so freaked out over it. They aren't even raising hell cuz I am in here telling you
Rudy N o: no kiddin
GOLEM: Now he just need the purse to hang from it
SeeRay: and you know normally they would be thwacking the hell out of me
Ripple: herherher
Joyenz: LMAO
SeeRay: =^)
Ripple: Where's Pan now
Ripple: herherher
Nikita R o: yes true but how did her skirt het off??
Splitenz: Sherlock Holmes "The case of the missing Skirt"
BoRoxeeeeeeee: hey gang were back!
Joyenz: LOL Nikkie don't ask that question
Rudy N o: Hey BoRoxee :)
Nikita R o: hiyas Roxee
GOLEM: SR Charmed it off her i'm sure
SeeRay: she went to the batchroom
SeeRay: Roxee
Ripple: She's skirting the issue I take it
SeeRay: Roxee I love you!
SeeRay: hehe
SeeRay: okmg
Rudy N o: sheesh
SeeRay: I am so drunk
SeeRay: hehe
SeeRay: lol Ripple
GOLEM: LOL
Joyenz:(((((((((((((((((((((((((BO,ROX!!!)))))))))))))))) :0)!!
SeeRay: shup bo
Nikita R o: listens and i really was going to show up tomorrow night forget it no way
Joyenz: ahahaha Rippy
SeeRay: go to bed  bopeepers
Splitenz: hahahaha
BoRoxeeeeeeee: SeeRay its Bo....roxee loves you too! BRAT!
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
SeeRay: swoons
SeeRay: faints
SeeRay: omg
SeeRay: hehe
Father Time: Is it time yet?
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
SeeRay: Bo, Pan lost her skirt
Joyenz: SR get to bed ya goof
SeeRay: seriously
Rocketchild: <---- PEEPS
BoRoxeeeeeeee: OMG...where?
SeeRay: she went to bathroom and when she came out it was gone
Ripple: I am going to have a "herher" attack
BoRoxeeeeeeee: <~~~~~~~ROC
SeeRay: <----PEEPS
SeeRay: in the bathroom
SeeRay: lol Ripple
Rudy N o: *shakes head* I dont get it
BoRoxeeeeeeee: {{{{{{{JOY}}}}}}}
SeeRay: trust me no one gets it
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LMAO
BoRoxeeeeeeee: we do!
Nikita R o: did she spill something on it Derek??
SeeRay: FOI sends ARgon the Unaware her love
Jack Daniels: SEA RAY
Jack Daniels: hi
SeeRay: nope Nikita it just dissappeared
Nikita R o: and take it off the wash it??
Ripple: WAS Her Skirt made of Toilet Paper???????
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) <-------still trying to figure out how you lose a skirt in a public restroom when going to the bathroom. heck even if i tried i couldn't lose one. ahahahaha
GOLEM: <--------- saying over and over "the things that make ya say Hmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Nikita R o: omgggg
SeeRay: she went to PEE and it was no longer on earth
Joyenz: LOL
SeeRay: lol GOLEM
Nikita R o: how did they get it off her??
SeeRay: they?
BoRoxeeeeeeee: omg lol yoshi!
SeeRay: she went alone and when she came back she was without one more belonging
SeeRay: it is gone
SeeRay: I repeat it is gone
SeeRay: no wehre to be found
Splitenz: lol oh man I can't even look at the screen!!!
Rudy N o: Is Pan drunk?
Rudy N o: or WAS Pan drunk?
SeeRay: FOI and I looked and its not there
GOLEM: It's called a glory hole ROFLMAO!!
BoRoxeeeeeeee: what did you do with it?
SeeRay: oh DRUNK?
SeeRay: omg is she ever drunk
Ripple: herher,,,stupid question
Rudy N o: DRUNK
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) LOLOL i have it all on chat log
SeeRay: I didn't do anything with it
Nikita R o: well whoever stole it wowww umm wonders about the get togethers OW heheheheh
BoRoxeeeeeeee: yeah right!
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
Joyenz: poor Pannie. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls out of her chair*
Jack Daniels: pan do your laundry sea?
Rudy N o: I can see forgetting ...if drunk to the point of...
Jack Daniels: hahaha
SeeRay: FOi and I went in to the womens bathroom anbd there is no raised ceiling and its not in the trash
BoRoxeeeeeeee: hey I thought she was wearing a dress!
Rocketchild: did she stick it in her butt?
Joyenz: LOL Bo
Splitenz: LOLOLOLOL
Rudy N o: hahah SR like you could really find it in your condition =P
SeeRay: and the toilets are not powerful enough to suck down any piece of material even silk
Nikita R o: heheheheh
Joyenz: ahahahahaha Roc
Rudy N o: <---is amazed he can type
Ripple: I knew I came in here for a reason
SeeRay: not now Roxee
SeeRay: not now Bopeepers
Father Time: I'm not in Kansas any more am I?
Ripple: herherher
BoRoxeeeeeeee: she is nekkied?
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) oh man i'm crying big time
SeeRay: nope you are not father
Joyenz: LOLOLOL
SeeRay: well to say it blutenlty
SeeRay: yes she is nekkid
Rocketchild: she stuck it in her but
SeeRay: but my only Q is
Joyenz: ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahha
BoRoxeeeeeeee: <~~~~~~~~~*Faints*
Jack Daniels: eew
SeeRay: why waS  T N OT roxee thgat lost her skirt
BoRoxeeeeeeee: Roc!!!!
SeeRay: lol
Rocketchild: tucked it up there like a kleenex box , i know it
Ripple: "drools"
Splitenz: hahahahahahaahaha
Ripple: herherherh
BoRoxeeeeeeee: ummm she was wearing jeans?
Joyenz: my question si still how can you lose that in a public restroom when peeing??????? as i told Splitty even if i tried i wouldn't be able to lose a skirt/dress
Splitenz: I want this text file!!!!
SeeRay: lol
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
SeeRay: nope she was in a black skirt
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) you got it!
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) ahahahahhaha
Ripple: I just want to know how she left,,,,,,,
SeeRay: no joke Joy
Father Time: had to pee bad
SeeRay: we are all clueless
SeeRay: its gone
SeeRay: we sent out a search party
Ripple: beach partyy,,,
Ripple: for the bikini
SeeRay: hell I even called the front desk and ask if they found it or if someone turned it in at the front desk
Rocketchild: oh i know, it was a candy skirt, when she peed on herself it dissolved!      um
SeeRay: cuz we looked for it for an hour
SeeRay: lol ROC
Joyenz: man Pans lucky, i'm cursed with losing skirts and dresses. it never happens.lol
Splitenz: hahahahaahaha
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
Joyenz: LMAO!!!!!!!
Ripple: toooo bad shes not conscious now
Splitenz: I think I just dislocated my jaw LOL
SeeRay: lol
Joyenz: ahahahahahaha Splitty
SeeRay: she is still conscious
Nikita R o: not going there has lost plenty
Ripple: YIKES
SeeRay: lol SPO:LITZ
Ripple: GET HER OVER HERE
SeeRay: oops
SeeRay: splitz
SeeRay: yes we even checked the mens room
Ripple: her her
SeeRay: we checked the pool
SeeRay: we checked the outdoors doors to see if she sneaked out and kicke3d it out under a bush
Rocketchild: check her butt
SeeRay: we checked upstairs to see fi she threw it up there
SeeRay: we checked in the ppol
Rocketchild: im tellin ya dude
Ripple: I bet she c ould wear skirt like an Armband
BoRoxeeeeeeee: hey Bo is sitting here too!..LMAO
SeeRay: in the flower garden
SeeRay: we checked everywhre
xmi: Did you check her car
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) my other question, did SR enjoy going into the womens restroom?
SeeRay: she is skirtless
SeeRay: lol XMI
BoRoxeeeeeeee: mis whisper!
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
SeeRay: its not even in her top drawer
SeeRay: lol
Joyenz: LOL
SeeRay: she didn't drive hercar
Ripple: HEADBAND????
SeeRay: she had me pick her up cuz she said she was going to getr trashed and didn't 3wanna driv e
BoRoxeeeeeeee: Do Not Boing Me!
BoRoxeeeeeeee: LOL
Ripple: You know,,,lampshade thing
Joyenz: uhuh i bet she went in there with a guy and did a strip act and he ran off with it and she just didn't wanna tell you guys?
SeeRay: Texa is now saying the only thing that concerns her is that she (texa) loved the skirt and is gonna miss it
SeeRay: lol Joy
Joyenz: LOL
xmi: where are you now?  Seeray?
SeeRay: I am at Texa's room
Ripple: herherherher,,,,,,PANDA BARE
Joyenz: ahahaha Rippy
LeglizHemp: man all the drunks out tonite
Father Time: Good one Rip
Father Time: Some loadies too
Splitenz: lol...... rip
Ripple: falling on floor
Splitenz: *wipes eyes*
Joyenz: LOL
LeglizHemp: lol this beck tune reminds me of austin powers
Ripple: Stranger things have happened,,,,,wait,,,,no,,,,,,this is it!!!!
SeeRay: stranger has happened?
Joyenz: ahahahahahaha
SeeRay: when?
SeeRay: where?
Rocketchild: WAVING
Ripple: sorry,,,
Rocketchild: toodles folks
SeeRay: lol
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) now if i were a skirt in a restroom where would have i gone
SeeRay: seeya Roc
xmi: bye Roc
Splitenz: night Roc :)))
Things Original: wait roc
Rocketchild: hasta:)
Joyenz: bye Roc *hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* sweet dreams :))
SeeRay: wait roc?
SeeRay: lol
Things Original: ah nm, laterz
BoPeep: Bye Roc!!!!!!!!
SeeRay: lol
Nikita R o: got to go now see you guys later a bottle of ameretto is calling my name with sweet & sour
Things Original: get outa here!!
Joyenz: SeeRay, my smiley lost its now :(
Rudy N o: gnite Rocketchild :)
SeeRay: xeeya Nikita
xmi: bye Nikki
Joyenz: now=nose
LeglizHemp: ok sports book is now taking bets on when things original's voice will change   ;>
Rudy N o: Gnite, Love
SeeRay: Joy?
Father Time: Nite Niki
SeeRay: niters those leaving!
Jack Daniels: lol hemp
Splitenz: seeya Nikki, have a nice evening, and keep your skirt ON
Things Original: Gonna play a Michelle tune, SeeRay :)
SeeRay: party on those still here!
Joyenz: LOL Splitty
GOLEM: As ever SR!
Nikita R o: now do i look like i would wear a skirt <eg>
Joyenz: (to SeeRay) i said my smiley face lost its nose :(
Nikita R o: hehehe
Nikita R o: byeeeee
SeeRay: lol Joy
SeeRay: =^)
Joyenz: :P
Joyenz: rub it in why don't ya
LeglizHemp: match a shot seeray?
Ripple: Did you ever have a dream where you walked in public,,,forgetting to put your pants/skirt on????????
Joyenz: LOL Rippy
Splitenz: oh man....I need to recover from that
SeeRay: lol Ripple
Joyenz: ahahahahaha Splitty
SeeRay: I even screamed out to the securitygaurd and asked him if he had seen it
Ripple: PAN LIVES IT
Joyenz: (to Splitenz) when SR leaves and all has calmed down i'll edit the chat log and send it to ya.
GOLEM: LOL splitty, was laughing so hard watchin I couldn't type LOL
SeeRay: told him it was the y2k skirt bug already striking
Joyenz: LOL
SeeRay: he laughed when he saw pan without her skirt
SeeRay: walking in the paking lot
Joyenz: ahahahahahaha
Splitenz: thanks
Splitenz: hahahahaha
SeeRay: lol
SeeRay: this is true
SeeRay: this is factual
SeeRay: I promise these trips are well what else can I say but
SeeRay: A TRIP!!!!!
GOLEM: Got pics?
Ripple: Welll Splitzyyy,,,,that lets you off the hook,,,,,herher
Joyenz: LOL
SeeRay: =^)
Ripple: We need Tape
Splitenz: oh man....I knew i shoulda gone......kicks self
xmi: You know.. these Road Trips... have to keep moving around.... I am not sure we can return to Tampa.. now Chattanooga is going to be out.. what is next??  Seattle???
Joyenz: LOL Splitty
SeeRay: omg do we ever need tape
Ripple: Photographic evidence
SeeRay: atleast with tape we could tape the damn skirts on Pan so she wouldn't lose them
Joyenz: ahahahahahahaha
Splitenz: lol SR!!!!!
SeeRay: Seattle is going next
LilAcorn: hi
Ripple: herherherher
Ripple: Si Si,,,SeeRayyyyy
Lady Vanethica: Hahahahahaaha SeeRay crossdressing!
SeeRay: OMG SHE JUST FOUND IT
Father Time: The difference between a Fairy Tale and a Sea Story is a Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a Time" and a Sea Story begins "This is No SXXT"
Joyenz: LOL SR
Ripple: Dang
Rudy N o: OMG
Rudy N o: WHERE??
GOLEM: HAhhahahahahhahhahahahahhahahah
Father Time: Had to take a poop?
Rudy N o: where'd she find that skirt finally???
Ripple: oh fudge
SeeRay: IT WAS TUCKED INTO HER PANTY HOSE
SeeRay: OMG
Joyenz: ahahahahahahaahaha
SeeRay: OMG
Rudy N o: ROFLMAO
SeeRay: OMG
SeeRay: OMG
Rudy N o: NOOOOO WAY
SeeRay: OMG
SeeRay: OMG
SeeRay: OMG
GOLEM: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeeRay: OMG
Rudy N o: you're shittin me
SeeRay: OMG
SeeRay: YEAH WAY
Joyenz: um@SR
Splitenz: in 2 years Holiday Inn will just have a recorded message...."If you are Outerworlds....do not even make reservations"
SeeRay: NOPE IT WAS THERE
Ripple: so to speak
SeeRay: rABID WOLF FOUND IT
BoPeep: NO WAY!!!!!!!! OMG
Rudy N o: you guys I swear..
SeeRay: LOL
Joyenz: LOL Splitty
SeeRay: omg
SeeRay: WOW what a trip
LeglizHemp: LOL seattle cancelled Y2K party ....thet don't know OW party on the way
Rudy N o: You couldnt tell???
Rudy N o: LMAO
SeeRay: lol
SeeRay: nope couldn't tell
SeeRay: lol
Rudy N o: that is incredible
GOLEM: Man am I glad I have the chat log going ROFL!!
BoPeep: there all drunk!
BoPeep: lol
Joyenz: so do i GOLEM
Ripple: I can see that PANDA needs a firm hand,,,,,,,herherherh
Father Time: Good Night all see you tomorrow
SeeRay: seeya Father
GOLEM: Ciao Time
Ripple: Gnite,,,,Timer
Lady Vanethica: Sooooo SeeRay may I ask you if it feels good wearing womens clothes?
xmi: Tucked into her panty hose? damn that must be one small skirt.. more like a belt with a fringe.

(*snip*-*snip*-*snip*-*snip* - Ed.)

Splitenz: this chatlog is gonna be infamous, thank you SeeRay for the update, appreciate it, haven't laughed this hard in.....um nope never have
Joyenz: LOLOL
SeeRay: no problem Splitz save this chat log and make a page out of it
SeeRay: its going to be the death of me when Pan reads it
BoPeep: SR what the hell did you tell them???
GOLEM: Hahahahhahaha
SeeRay: ummmm
BoPeep: hahahahahaha
GOLEM: Nothing Peepers *Whistles a tune*
 

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