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I, KitaraNicole, being of sound mind (test results pending) and body, hereby make, publish, and declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. To the following citizens of Outerworlds, who have accepted me into
their large, dysfunctional family, I hearby bequeath:
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ADMIRAL M SCOTTY - my turtle avatar. Because your green stuff clashes with everything else.
ALCHEMYST - your own personal chef to take over the 23 hours a day you spend cooking. That way you can spend more
time chatting in Outerworlds and everyone will be happy.
ARCHON - that 2x4 that you used on more then one occasion to knock me out when I couldn't fall asleep some nights
BURGUNDEE - my Sesame Street
mp3's. Cuz I don't think those Bloodhound Gang cd's you've been buying for your 5 year old are quite appropriate.
BWM - college. You are one of the few others in Outerworlds whom with I can share this
wonderful, inebriated experience with. Well maybe not inebriated for you, but whatever.
CHEESE - crackers. And maybe some ham. And macaroni. And orange juice.
COPPER - my MTV real video clip where I
met Hanson, because you were the only sucker, er I mean, nice person who I got to watch it
DAMN CITIZEN - the anagram EK... Expecting, Kit? Yes I remember that day in soup... I never forget muhahahaha
DANII - those Hanson trivia questions you never asked
DR FEELGOOD - our awesome tag team show in June. That was pretty sweet... well what I can remember of it. Well at least I learned something from it...
never make a playlist under the influence.
DRUNKGUY - my beer song. I bet anyone with a nickname like yours would like it...
FIRST SPEAKER - voice lessons, so that we can finally start our band. Even
though I'm gonna break off and go solo someday
GENTLEMAN J - a mahchine that fizxes typos thaat I mysflke haad breeen prewvioulsy usinng
GOLEM - a bottle of silver nail polish. Perhaps then that hand
avatar won't be so damn freaky!
GOTHIC ANGEL - a cold shower. But I don't think it will help.
H D - our awesome state of New Jersey. Yeah Newark! I don't believe anyone else here wants it...
JOYENZ - all of my psychology notes on the Electra complex.
KESSIE - a giant thwack. No, I'm sorry, I love you to death, but I needed to leave someone a thwack and it just seem to fit here.
LEGLIZHEMP - my weed song. I guarantee it will be a number one hit some day.
LEYLACH - all of my Hanson cd's, posters, t-shirts, blow-up dolls, and even my mmmbop license plates, so that perhaps one day you
will appreciate them. Or at least you'd have something to start your fireplace with.
LIKENESS - all 356 remixes of Blue by Eiffel 65 because you were the only one who played the song for me when everyone else
was annoyed with it. And also cuz I don't want ROC to have them.
LITTLE CUPID - all of my VR money that you magically made appear in my bank. I seriously wish it was real.
MACGATOR and RACGATOR -
Internet connection sharing. Without it, I would not be a citizen today, know what I mean?
MELODI - my study abroad in Australia application. Without you, it would have never been made. Well I lied, it would
have, but it wouldn't have been as good.
MICHAELANGELO - the telegram box. For someone who makes as many miswhispers as you do, I think using tg's is probably a better option.
MOMMAC - my use of the
word "cripes" a lot, cuz I always liked to think that the C in your name stood for cripes
PANDORAS BOX - the "splunketchild" WVRR show. Because with the addition of you, it became the
"spankitchild" show, and I don't think I ever remember it being funnier...
PUNKY FEOPLE - the virtual shot down move. Now that you know what it is, you will be forever protected from the evil
biznatches that invade Outerworlds.
PURDY1 - Since you are partly responsible for this awesome yearbook, I leave my awesome post card to you since I am the only one who sent one so far. After all, Old Main is
the most important building at Penn State... next to the liquor store downtown of course
QUIZ BOT- my superior trivia intellect to distribute among all the players so that they too may eternally
hold 3rd place behind GRENDEL and LADY VANETHICA
RABIDWOLF - I always said that sarcasm could sometimes be lost over the internet... but after I met you, well, let's just say I was wrong. Therefore, I leave
whatever sarcastic comments I ever made to you, even though they are nowhere near the quality of yours.
RETSMAH - elocinaratiK, Kniitcaorlae, and all the other messed up spellings of my name that I feel were
divinely inspired by you
RIPPLE - PAN's giggle.wav because the only laugh funnier than that is yours... herher
ROCKETCHILD - all of our yo momma jokes to pass on in the hopes that they too will one day
end up in a text file
ROSERED - all of our victories in Battle of the Sexes. Perhaps one day the girls will be kind enough to let the guys one... or not.
SAND SPIDER - my constant use of the phrase
"whoa there" because I often found myself saying it a lot whenever you were around.
SCORPION and BOPEEP - those 4 hours on WVRR on Wednesday nights right after me. Well you had those anyway, but I
just miss given ya the "go," know what I mean?
SHOCKER - all of my one-liners. With all of yours plus mine, I bet we'd have enough to feed a small country. After all, "you think, therefore,
you're single."
SIR DAVE - a chick with brown hair, cuz man, you don't know what you're missing...
SPLITENZ - all the Monica Lewinsky related jokes I've had to deal with ever since you hooked me
up with the Outerworlds Public Relations internship
SPORTSTER - my britney promo. Because as a personal thank you for letting me be on WVRR, I will now beat up Britney Spears. *thwack thwack thwack* *scream*
*thunk* Oh yeah, and that kidney donation I promised you in my first letter.
TEXABETH - A pink slip for your bratty net connection. Tell it to sit in the corner!
THINGS ORIGINAL - all of my Backstreet
Boys, N' Sync, and 98 degrees cd's. Because I know somewhere deep inside you, just like everybody else in Outerworlds, you love the creativity, talent, and skill of boybands.
TIGERCHILD - although we never
really got to talk, one thing I always say is "easy tiger!" and then everyone gets all worked up and asks me where you are, which I then get confused, so I'd like to leave that phrase with you and I'll
start saying "easy champ" or something along those lines.
ZEPPVIN - dare I say it... the A word... all our younger days in *gulp* Active Worlds. Of course, our days are 10 times better in here now.
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