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HeadCrash, or, bow’s Night Out

by bow

Tips on finding just the right Accountant for you...
Some people think all Accountants are all grim, soulless bean counters, and would sooner give themselves a lobotomy with a pencil than have a good time at a party.
Au contraire:

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bow wowowowowowwo clcicking is so mush fun when you are drundk
Little Cupid bow! wooohooo - you're drunk?
Admiral M Scotty i have a good buzz myself
bow well i'm spinnign, iguess so
retsmah WVRR.COM FOR THE RETSMAH'S TUNES FROM THE NORTHLAND
Jedi Striker she could be .... she is
Purdy1 woah!!! spinning.. got one foot on the ground bow?
bow bartenderder kept bjyin me drinks. lmai
bow opps lamo'
retsmah hahaha bow
Little Cupid hah hah bow - you are drunk
bow oh i can't type, i'm drunk
Procras108er bow,s drunk again LMAO
retsmah hahahhaha really pro?
Purdy1 what did the bartender buy ya bow?
bow i donb'ty know
Purdy1 *looking in bar to see if we have more*
Argon hehe
Purdy1 hahaha k, what would you like?
bow margarooota
Admiral M Scotty i use to stock that bar but someone stold 4 barrels of green stuff
bow that one was was odff
Purdy1 haha great!! drinking tequila ceasars myself :)
Procras108er bow could probably speak about anything about now
bow lol sure what cha whanmmn6 to no>
Rocketchild Ladies and Gentlemen, i have never in my life seen bow this smashed hahahaha
bow ddon'/t ash me ? i';m drundd
Procras108er I can tell Rocket
Purdy1 you there witrh bow?
Rocketchild um yah
Rocketchild she is giggling all over her computer
bow jrey i gav we my keys yo my car
Purdy1 make sure she eats before bed! save her head in the morn :)
Rocketchild OMG bow is too funny rightnow
Massal hahahahaha Roc
bow hey i can't typc but i can remnbfe4r
TEXAbeth Does she want a critique from a speech therapist ya think?
Little Cupid Oh kewl - she wants the phone number
bow wooooooiiooohhnnn boommoo
bow whastn thay wronh
TEXAbeth bow is typing after many drinks?? hehe
bow uh teavza
TEXAbeth bow! ROFLMAO
bow dnty uindr xzstnns
bow need mroe margerrits
Little Cupid LOL bow - you sound like my mother
bow uy whpnt get paln ticjt
Little Cupid hmmm, bow, what language is that? LOL
Rocketchild gonna get bow on the air hahahahaha
bow rednglsh
TEXAbeth bow! How many Margaritas???
Little Cupid hah hah - kewl roc!
bow dunno mnt all masargaREITA
Rocketchild then you will understand ROFL
bow bar tdr mcut ebyn mr drns
bow tone
bow tn y
bow youy know somwthing this snhoft key adand caps isa a pain int ehe but
Rocketchild snhoft key?
TEXAbeth ROC!!!!! *ppppssstttt* What did bow just say???
bow it w ok my fingrsa sor
Rocketchild umm
Argon Shift key
bow huew dol u tyurn down sownd
bow fun run wzaad ngrt te xxa (hujgx
TEXAbeth bow! I got Fun Run! LOL Thankys! I think! hehe
bow dom omne bootmme i'm drtung
Likeness I think that was some one boot me I'm drunk
TEXAbeth *hujgz* Back @ ya bow!!!!
bow yeam likee im dunk boot me abut
Likeness sorry bow....you will get no boot from me :))
TEXAbeth bow! No Way!
bow not b9w
TEXAbeth oh Boy! Bow is gonna talk! GMAO
Rocketchild hahahahaha
Likeness LMAO
Little Cupid *puff puff* runs back
<bow is on the air - wooohooo>  
Purdy1 hahaha
Rocketchild ROFL!!!!
Little Cupid OMG!!!
Little Cupid hah ha hah
Likeness they are gonna laugh each other to death!!!
Sir Anthony LOL
TEXAbeth *giggles*
Purdy1 ok, I hear laughing!!!! hey bow!!!
Little Cupid bow - you're awesome! hah hah hah
Admiral M Scotty ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rocketchild hahahahahah
Sir Anthony LOL scotty...no breath time :-)))
Purdy1 infectious laugh!!!!!
Little Cupid this is tooo funny - hope you're recording it Rets *wink wink*
Likeness LMAO
Sir Anthony ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Admiral M Scotty sure bow go for the big shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Little Cupid OMG - what is she saying? hah ha hah
Sir Anthony ahahahahahahahhaaaa
Purdy1 great mp3 file...
Sir Anthony MMost hump ahahahahahahahahaaa
Purdy1 LOL
Rocketchild LOLOL
Little Cupid hah hah hah - this is the HIGHLIGHT of my time in OW! LMAOOOOOOOO!!!
Likeness did you understand that?
Admiral M Scotty ahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sir Anthony aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa
Little Cupid I'm not understanding anything! LOL
Argon hehehehehehehehehe
Likeness me either Scotty....my stomach hurts
TEXAbeth Its contagious!
Sir Anthony LOL ahhhhahahahahahaaaa
Purdy1 she has alsmost lost her voice! LOL
Little Cupid heh he heh
Admiral M Scotty im coughing to death
Sir Anthony NO
Little Cupid hah hah hah
Argon frigging cute?
Admiral M Scotty hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha see i told you STOP THE GREEN SHIThAHhHhHhHhHh
Little Cupid Can someone translate - LOL
Likeness what did she say?
Likeness Roc?
TEXAbeth She didn't drive home! Thank Gawd!
Little Cupid hah hah hah
Sir Anthony LIke what do u say it sounds hahahahahahhhhhhaaaaa to me?????? Ahahhahahahhahaaa
Purdy1 another one of those unforgetable moments in cyberspace!!!
Admiral M Scotty I JUST PISSED my pants brb
TEXAbeth bow! Gawd! Ya NUT!!!!
Little Cupid LOL - now that was GREAT! I hope someone recorded it
Admiral M Scotty ]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Likeness hahahaha
Likeness she's on the floor!
Little Cupid LMAOOOO
Sir Anthony ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Help
Argon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Purdy1 hahaha
TEXAbeth You will hear about it for a VERY LONG time!
Likeness a teletubbie?
Purdy1 I can still hear bow laughing!!!
Little Cupid LOL!
Admiral M Scotty bow ahahahahahahahahahaha thats just the best:)
TEXAbeth *takes bows keys*
Admiral M Scotty hahahahahahahahahahahaha rets you got it on your show hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sir Anthony just for those how dont understand English hahahahahahhahahaaa = hahahahahahahahahaaaaa in Suhaeli ahahahahahahaa
Sisyphus hi bow
TEXAbeth Roc! MOVE all furniture that could hurt if walked into for bow!
Little Cupid LOL SirA!
Tranthum Home
retsmah hahahahha roflmao
Likeness was that swaheli?
Purdy1 LOL Sir A :)
Little Cupid Sis - bow is a bit intoxicated - LOL
retsmah that was priceless
Little Cupid That was AWESOME
Likeness just a bit :)))
Little Cupid hah hah hah
Purdy1 very fun :)
Rocketchild lol bow is funny
Admiral M Scotty massal is still on the bed in tears after that one
Tranthum No about 35.00 bucks I'd say
Likeness I think she needs the call of the year award for that one
Rocketchild hahahahahahahaha scotty!!!
Little Cupid Yes LIkeeee - hah hah
TEXAbeth Just get down and say DRUNK as a SHUNK!
Purdy1 I think so Likee :)
Little Cupid LOL Tranthum
Sisyphus wow..sorry I missed i t..LOL
Admiral M Scotty im not kidding she cant stop laughing
Purdy1 SHUNK?
Likeness hehehe
bow ikee that rthurt my nhead
Tranthum She's still able to read so I got her some jack to share
retsmah is everyone havin fun?
TEXAbeth Purdy! Texas expression I guess!
Purdy1 oh yah rets :))
Sir Anthony ahhhhhhh woooHOOOOOOO ret :-)
Purdy1 hehe must be Texa! SKUNK here
retsmah that was bow by the way
Coey lol
bow rtnonuy
Likeness drunker then cooter brown
retsmah she was speaking in tongues
Rocketchild woohoo rets!! yuppa!!
retsmah aggaggaggaga
Sir Anthony bowy :-))))
Rocketchild lol
Rocketchild agga hahaha
TEXAbeth She is typing in tongues now too!
Rocketchild cooter brown!!!!! hahahaha
bow tnyy:90000 im sdrunk dnt pay atgenj tomn tme
Rocketchild she really is purdy
Rocketchild she is licking the keyboard
Rocketchild hahahaha
bow w0oooohhooooopooppooop[po
Purdy1 LOL yer center attention bow ":)
Likeness hehehe
Sir Anthony bowy may I ask what happens to ur keyboard LOL ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Coey lmao
bow kiewl
TEXAbeth bow just said don't pay any attention to her she it typinkg drunk! DUH!
Sir Anthony LOL
bow kley bord
Argon WTG bow
bow ?
bow what thar
Sisyphus lol
Sir Anthony LOL ahhhahahaha BOWY :-)))
Purdy1 cheers bow :))
bow this th thing i'm hittrn?
Procras108er bow do you know the difference between a Hamburger & sex ?
Rocketchild ahhahahahaha pro!!!!
Rocketchild she
bow yeqhhhhhhhhh proooooooooo
Rocketchild she is screaming again pro at that
Rocketchild hahah
bow i shld 0pazws out nwow right?/ dring too mch mer nd get herome
Tranthum Someone , please translate
bow vnqal't
bow bwe i aint't urned it m
bow wwelcome to fl [prudy
bow mahor prblem no vcigs
Sir Anthony Cigs?? ahhhhhhhhh
bow ium in trbl3
Sir Anthony lol
Admiral M Scotty wow because of you bow i had to change two depends
Tranthum Translation Major problem, no cigs
TEXAbeth bow is out of cigs! Anybody got any for her to bum?
bow gomnna hjave to slepp no coidgs
Tranthum I was out getting more alcohol
Tranthum NOT for bow though
TEXAbeth Rets! Who could EVER followbow!?!
TEXAbeth follow bow!
Argon You have a point Texy lol
Tranthum She's talking to her dog
TEXAbeth hehe
Tranthum or the wall, not sure
bow bqkm dog wouldn't let me hv bnce asht off root
bow hehym pro
bow noooo0pooo not
bow me
Little Cupid bow - you're still here? hah hah
Tranthum Barely
Rocketchild hehehe bow was just in a fight with her dog over a bounce fabric softener sheet hheehehehe
bow dog olng't leyt me get buncwe shee toff p;w
Little Cupid LOL!
Tranthum The dog won
Little Cupid hah hah hah
bow ehrs shrse
TEXAbeth Bow was just out celebrating her FUN RUN first place win!!!
Little Cupid LOL - bow - ahhhhh - what are you trying to say there?
bow i wesnbna go difshing
bow shrse3 hugqa
TEXAbeth bow gave Sharsee hugz!
bow wht's fuxy vlria
Valaria my radio reception bow
Sir Anthony what is fuzzy Val???
TEXAbeth whats fuzzt Valaria,,,<----- bow said
Valaria thank you for interpreting Texa -- LOL
bow sm e obe boot me pls
Tranthum bow wants to be booted
Little Cupid no bow - we're enjoying your company - LOL
Tranthum We don't have a heart
Rocketchild hehehehe
TEXAbeth Speech therapist are use to it! hehe
Little Cupid hah hah texy
Tranthum We shoud get bow back on the phone
bow u don knwikpo me kill sryhy her f evr
Little Cupid I need a translator for bow - LOL
Tranthum So do we
TEXAbeth shree = Sharsee
Rocketchild more like bow shasee *stumblez*
bow eanmnt A MAR GAITIA DSHRA FREE
Little Cupid LOL bow
TEXAbeth bow got Margaritas free!
Valaria Texa -- what did bow just say?
bow wanb t a mar g arota shar se
Tranthum clueless on that one
TEXAbeth Valaria! She got Margaritas free! LOL
bow she siad di
Valaria ahhh okay Texa -- thanks -- yer good!!!! LOL
Tranthum Yikes! Last time we take her to our gigs
Little Cupid LOL Tranthum!
Tranthum and let her sit with the bartender
TEXAbeth Valaria! Hey! I'm a good speech therapist! LMAO
TEXAbeth *hands bow some advil*
Coey lol poor bow
Likeness Texy!!! they all need help!
Little Cupid heh heh
Tranthum Believe me TEXA no therapist would figure it out
bow tra nb qhat you ralkijg about goe u dud good roro j0
Valaria LOL -- you work with the alcohol challenged a lot Texa?
TEXAbeth Valaria! That too! hehehe
bow tetis you soundinh herreaty
Tranthum We, me and Roc, are thinking about making bow our promo director
Little Cupid heh heh
Rocketchild lol
bow really i ca n hr cab't xstee afn;'t ty[e
Tranthum No spelling necessary
Sir Anthony thats a good coice Tran :-)))
bow cut ic cab gear
TEXAbeth Tranthum! You Don't wanna work? HJave I got that correct?
Tranthum We should be able to stay anonymous for a long time
Sir Anthony LOl Texy
Rocketchild cut ic cab gear = "i can't hear"
bow bvrj
Tranthum Oh no, just not want to be incriminated
bow \brb
Tranthum We'll dis own her after 3 sheets are gone
Little Cupid LOL
Rocketchild ummm she's talking to the curio cabinet
Tranthum She was really helpful till she fell of the stool and drank the ashtray
Rocketchild hhaahaha
Coey ohh ... you two need to help her out a bit! *S*
Rocketchild hey she made it to the bathroom on her own
Rocketchild thats where i draw the line LOL
Sir Anthony lol
Coey lmao
Tranthum Palease, neither of us know how to mix her drinks
bow i rembr last tim i was dr5nk lik this'
Coey howlong ago bow. ? last week?
Sir Anthony ahahahahaha
retsmah roflmao
bow gereen stunff
TEXAbeth green stuff bow said!
bow i sorry
Coey hahahaha
bow i go6t ity right
Tranthum bow do do de oh do
TEXAbeth I got it right,,,by bow
Sir Anthony yep bow :-)
bow scrrrn n svur
bow whr
bow ?
Sir Anthony here?
Coey i just gotta go get drunk with bow sometime
TEXAbeth Bow! I have atest! Whats the alphabet?
Sir Anthony LOL Texy
bow aslpha bewty
Sir Anthony ahhahahahahahaaa
bow ab c dddd e
Coey hahahahahahahaha
Sir Anthony yeahhhhhhhh
TEXAbeth bow! Yeah! repeat the alphabet!
Tranthum A lost language for her at the moment
bow f ghijkl; m
bow menop
Sir Anthony yeahhhhhhhhhh
Sir Anthony men op????
Coey roflmao
bow qrst ruv w x yt
bow xz\'
Sir Anthony na nannnaaaaa
TEXAbeth ROFLMAO!
Tranthum Isn't margareta spanish?
Sir Anthony LOL
TEXAbeth Waaaay to many letters! bow!!!!
Argon Close bow
Sir Anthony ahahahahahahahaaaa
Tranthum New alphabet TEXA
Coey hahahahaha
TEXAbeth hehehe!
bow i'm cir ed fir d oh noooo
Tranthum The Margarita Alphabet
bow ;-9((
Sir Anthony for special expressions we need more than 26 LOL
Argon it's drunkese lol
TEXAbeth Bow! Can ya do it backwards for me???
Coey hmm ididnt understandthat one
bow vbbkkkk2ewerrd
Sir Anthony ohh Texy dont drive her tooo hard LOL
bow #NAME?
Coey poor girl *S*
bow ohm let me think
TEXAbeth bow Yeah! Backwards! LOL
Sir Anthony ahhhhh
TEXAbeth bow! Good girl! That was ALMOST English!
bow zy
bow whts bufr y
bow doi hav to msinbg it agion
TEXAbeth ;-9(( was bow for ;-0((
bow i'm fierd
bow hnooo
Sir Anthony fiered or tiered???
bow :-((((
TEXAbeth *giggles*
Coey aww bow. whats wrong?
bow sm i fiernd
TEXAbeth Bow! You are NOT fired! LMAO
bow ok i dom tol bd
Sir Anthony nope Bow not fired !!!!
Tranthum Lets have bow host a game right now
TEXAbeth YOu are Still a Realtor!
Coey does that say shes going to bed?
bow fgmae
bow whennnr
Coey hahaahahah which one?
TEXAbeth bow is afraid I fired her as a Realtor! LMAO
bow ok lebd
Sir Anthony nanana Coey LOL
Tranthum I think so, but it's along way away , 10 feet or better
Sir Anthony LOL Texy ahahahaha
Coey can she walk?? without falling?
Argon hehehe it takes a lot more than that bow lol
Coey lol
TEXAbeth Argon! LOL
Tranthum She's crawling very nicely thank you
bow alt meor f ro what argin ?
Coey hahahahahahah
TEXAbeth bow,,,Really for what Argon?
bow can ki copy & opsyte hnrer
Tranthum Uh oh she's gomnna copy and paste
Argon to get fired from being a Realtor lol
Sir Anthony yeh ok well
TEXAbeth Can I copy and paste that = bow
Coey lol. oh no.. just dont let her mess up her pc LOL
bow whall i fo toi sleep
Tranthum She innocently got waylaid
Tranthum It was the bars fault
bow hey it's ezieszer with two hangs and one eye
Coey of course it was *S*
TEXAbeth *wondering what bow's face is gonna look like in the morning if she passes out on keys*
Coey 2 hangs & one eye??????
bow j'
Argon it was the frigging cute bartender
TEXAbeth bow,,Its easier with two hands and one eye
bow sleoppp\
Argon all his fault
Tranthum We hide the keys, we don't want to see that TEXA
Coey *thinks she'll just have a keyboard facil.. thats all
TEXAbeth sleoppp\ = sleep
Coey facial i mean
bow nirtesx and hbe fgood drenmms all
TEXAbeth Dang! She is really reaching keys to type! LOL
Tranthum 5,000 for that translation
TEXAbeth bow = niters and have good dreams all
Coey nite noite bow
Argon Sweet Dreams bow, take care
bow hows much do i hrb n4 a hang ovr i n the mormn
retsmah damn tex you are got at that ahhahah
Coey psst.. you guys make lots of noise for her in the morning
TEXAbeth Nitey bow!! *hands over bottle of advil*
TEXAbeth rets! SUre did! hehehe
Tranthum I don't think I have ever been that far gone without puking or passing out
Admiral M Scotty bow remember hotdogs and hamburgers Memorial Day
Sir Anthony lol Scotty ahhahahahaa
Tranthum A memorial weekend she'll never remember
Coey i guess
TEXAbeth bow just whispered she hasn't had hangovers in years!
TEXAbeth We will see!!!!
bow irmember evythng
Tranthum Years up
TEXAbeth b0w= WIll remember everything!
bow shhhh texe
Argon That's what she told me last time too
Coey hahaha
Argon but she wasn't this far gone
TEXAbeth bow just told me to shhhhh LMAO
Coey hahahahahahah
bow i got a prblnm with u argnm'
bow noite
TEXAbeth Argon! bow has a problem with you! LOL
Coey noite bow
Tranthum I thought it was a note
TEXAbeth noite bow! *hugz*
Argon with me?
Coey lol
bow .whr is fary '
Coey where is fairy?
Tranthum Still tending bar
Coey lol
bow trna can u ut jmy av in fry
Coey ohhh tranth help her she wants to park her av
Argon I can ask Purdy to put your av in Fairy
retsmah hahahahhaha
Admiral M Scotty tending bar that was fun days
bow This is tran, gonna take bows av to fairyland. I'm not sure but I think she said goodnight to all
Coey k.. nite bow again..
TEXAbeth Tran,,,she sure did! LOL
bow *transporting now* bye from bow
Coey hahaha
Coey i sure hope they are nice to her in the morning
retsmah bye bow hahahaa
Sir Anthony good nite bowy :-)) have a good one
bow Uh oh! Am I too hammered to find fairyland?
Admiral M Scotty bye bow you made me pee my pants for that i bless you
TEXAbeth Morning? More like the late afternoon I hope!
Sir Anthony LOL
Coey tranth.you cant find fairy either?
Coey lol
Coey lol texy
TEXAbeth :-}
Little Cupid Okays - chat logged - LOL - this will be interesting stuff for YEAR book *grin*
Admiral M Scotty she wont remember it but we will hahahahaha
TEXAbeth Ring Ding a diddle?
Tranthum Ok yall that av in fairy may not respond for along time
Coey hahah good idea LC