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OuterWorlds Newz
 October 2003

The Truth is scarier then Fiction!

Warning!

This may be the scariest Halloween NewzLetter you ever read!

Military mask used in chemical warfare experiments and games.

Hallowe'en (All Hallows' Eve) was once the Eve of Samahin, named for the Aryan Lord of Death, Samana, and the Grim Reaper.

The fracture of space and time when the seasons changed was supposed to allow contact between the worlds of the dead and the living.

The dead might reappear and the living disappears. The tawdry trappings of plastic skeletons and witches' hats are a continuation of this solemn festival. It was customary to practice divination, reading the future with witches' mirrors and nutshell ashes.

Girls might see their future husbands by peeling an apple before a mirror.

All of these are true facts!

Have a Good Scare!

Oh! And let this be a lesson to you!

Next year have a treat for me waiting in your Newz box!

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Flushing the toilet with the lid up ejects an aerosol like plume of germs round the bathroom landing everywhere, including on your toothbrush & floats for up to 2 hours!

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One healthy bacterium, given the proper environment, could reproduce into a colony of more than 2 million in just seven hours.

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Up to 25% of the weight of a 2 year old pillow is dust mites, dead dust mites and their faeces

(Or droppings if you prefer!!)

Your mattress alone would house 100,000 to 10 million, they love it as they thrive in high humidity, and we secrete 75 teaspoonfuls of fluid in our sleep!

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An estimated 40,000 appendectomies are performed in the U.S. every year on patients who do not have appendicitis.

The number of people that doctors kill per day from medical malpractice is roughly equal to the amount of people that would die if every day, three jumbo jets crashed and killed everybody on board,"

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Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

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For Real U.S. Laws!

In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men should see the reflections of their underwear.

In Oxford, Ohio it is illegal for a women to disrobe in front of a man's picture.

In San Antonio it is illegal for either sex to flirt or respond to flirtation by using the eyes and/or hands. WARNING: try not to think of what else you would use to respond with. Hey! Don’t we have some cits from San Antonio? Isn’t Texy from around there? Let’s ask HER!

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One year ago, October 31, 2002, this little tidbit was released to the media.
FDA Approves Implantable Chip Sales In Humans …
A SURPRISE decision by the Food and Drug Administration permits the use of implantable ID chips in humans, despite an FDA investigator's recent public reservations about the devices. The FDA sent chip manufacturer Applied Digital Solutions a letter stating that the agency would not regulate the VeriChip if it was used for "security, financial and personal identification or safety applications," ADS said Tuesday. Hmmm .. They are trying to take vitamins off the shelf in the USA .. The FDA is claiming they are dangerous to humans.

Chips are safe?

Vitamins are unsafe?

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IDDY! This is for you!

Psst kat! Lookie! Idaho: the state where a box of candy cannot be given as a romantic gift unless it weighs more than 50 pounds.

Kat and IdHo have announced their engagement in real!

Ohh! Iddy! Lookit this!

Police Officers in Coeur d' Alene, Idaho who suspect the occupants of a vehicle are engaging in sex must either honk or flash their lights and wait three minutes before approaching the car.

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About 24, 000 people die from hunger or hunger-related causes every day (8.7 million per year). 75% are children.

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Smoking affects my Whaaaaa??????

Smoking and penis size:

http://www.quitsmokinguk.com/penis_facts.htm#affect%20size%20of%20erect%20penis

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Fishing annually extracts more than 80 million tons of sea creatures worldwide. An additional 20 million tons of unwanted fish, seabirds, marine mammals and turtles get thrown overboard, dead.

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Egyptian hieroglyphics have been found carved into rocks, in a location north of Sydney, and north of Brisbane Au. The ancient Aboriginals, tell stories of many people from far away lands that came looking for the "Yellow metal" and while there the leader was bitten by one of the many poisonous snakes and died.

They claim the leader was buried there and his tomb still remains.

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The vaccines we inject our children with are made from blood of humans, aborted fetuses, diseased pigs and monkeys, mercury, aluminum and formaldehyde

Government burea-rats report only 144 deaths annually associated with vaccines but NVIC-DPT found an estimated 5,760 deaths each year caused by vaccines.

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It is estimated that over 100 million animals suffer every year in laboratory experiments world-wide, with at least 10-11 million animals used in the EU.

The UK is Europe's largest user of animals for experiments (2.6 million animals used in 2.7 million experiments in the UK in 2000; 1.83 million used in Germany and 655,217 used in Belgium).

There was also a 5% increase in experiments with no anesthetic, resulting in 60% of the total number of procedures not using anesthetic.

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“Man Boobs” may be caused by milk and dairy consumption. Each sip of milk contains estrogen and progesterone, hormones that offer feminizing influences to those who drink body fluids from lactating bovines. Cows are milked before they birth calves. The pre-birth milk sends signals to mammary tissues of cows, instructing their milk-secreting glands to grow.

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600 cases of flesh eating disease occurred in the US in 1999

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*look’s at Gent …. Doesn’t say a werd*

In all of Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

*looks at Sammie9’s … Doesn’t say a werd*

In Missouri, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

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Your state may be in violation of a federal ordinance by allowing too many pus cells in milk sold at your supermarkets.

One cup of wholesome milk cannot contain more than 50 million pus cells.

That's 200 million pus cells per quart (liter).

See how many pus cells your state allows in your milk.

http://www.notmilk.com/lawbreakers.html

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In the US, a woman is beaten every 18 minutes and raped every 6 minutes. More women are injured in domestic violence incidents than in car accidents, rapes, and muggings put together.

At least one in three women and girls has been beaten or sexually abused in her lifetime.

According to the Justice Department, one in two rape victims are under age 18; one in six are under age 12.

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Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains in Seattle, Washington without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. I knew there was a reason I don’t ride the bus in Seattle!

Portland, Maine men cannot tickle women under the chin with feather dusters. Jeeze! Take all our fun away!

In Indiana, it's illegal for a mustached man to "habitually kiss human beings." Don’t even go there! Do we really wanna know what they are supposed to kiss?

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In several countries, testing for genetic defects is used to determine the sex of an unborn child for the purpose of aborting females only.

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During a brief period in 2000, at the solar maximum (which occurs every 11 years), the sun's magnetic field completely re-organized itself and for a while the sun actually had 2 north magnetic poles. 

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Just under two acres of rainforest are destroyed every second.

Tropical rain forests provide between 25% and 40% of all pharmaceutical products. Three thousand plants have anticancer properties; of these 70% inhabit the rainforests.

80 percent of major rainforest valleys on the coast of BC have been degraded or destroyed by logging.

Almost 80 per cent of the world’s large tracts of ancient forests have now been lost. 76 countries have already lost all of their large, ancient forest areas.

Ontario has 49 species that are either extinct entirely or no longer found in the province.

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

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The underground aquifer that supplies one third of the water for the continental U.S. is being depleted eight times faster than it is being replenished.

By 2025, two thirds of the world’s population will not have enough water.

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Phones, computer keyboards, desktops, sink faucets, and doorknobs are commonly inhabited by 10,000 - 100,000 bacteria per square inch.

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Number of people killed through U.S. foreign policy since WWII:

10,774,706 - 16,856,361 (1945-May 2003)

Approximately 4,126,000,000 people have died during this century from all causes. If man-made mega deaths account for 185 million of them, then one out of every 22 (or 4.5%) human deaths during the 20th Century have been caused by fellow humans.

There were 8.5 million murders worldwide, 1900-1999

44,000 - 98,000 Americans die unnecessarily every year from medical mistakes made by health care professionals.

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The average human gut (everything between the mouth and the other end) is home to a vast community of perhaps 100 trillion bacteria of 500 to 1000 different species. 

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It takes ninety eight tons (88,000 kg) of prehistoric buried plant material to produce each U.S. gallon (3.9 liters) of gasoline.

Every day, people are using the fossil fuel equivalent of all the plant matter that grows on land and in the oceans over the course of a whole year.

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The average male produces about 50,000 sperm per minute - 72 million per day.  These little swimmers take 84 days to mature, and live for a month or so.

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Every day, an estimated 16,000 people worldwide become infected with HIV. Approximately 50 percent of the 38.6 million adults living with HIV/AIDS worldwide are women, while 3.2 million are children younger than 15 years old.

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The average child in the UK or the US, spends more time in front of the TV than in school: 900 hours in school, and over 1000 of Idiot Box - and that's not including computer games!!

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In the past decade, Monsanto has acquired whole or part ownership of 6 major seed producers in the U.S. (Monsanto is one of the biggest leader and promoter of genetically engineered foods. Getting a natural seed will soon be almost impossible)

No long-term tests have been done to ensure genetically modified foods are safe to eat, but the companies behind the technology, who include Monsanto, makers of toxic PCBs and Agent Orange; Dupont, makers of weapons-grade plutonium, leaded gasoline and CFCs; and Dow Chemical, makers of napalm and silicone breast implants; insist that they’re safe.

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In 2000, 46.5 percent of the 1,579,566 total arrests in the USA for drug abuse violations were for marijuana -- a total of 734,497.

Of those, 646,042 people were arrested for possession alone. 

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70 % of Los Angeles’ surface is paved.

5 % of Los Angeles’ surface is parks and open spaces and 1/4 of LA is filled with automobiles

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Click here to see the day your death is predicted. This site will tell you how numbered your days are!

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

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Government figures show that around 80 children are killed every year by parents and care givers in England and Wales. This rate of child abuse deaths has gone unchecked for almost 30 years.
The number of babies being killed, has risen over the five years since 1997. Babies are now five times more likely to be killed than any other age group

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It is estimated that there are 500,000 detectable earthquakes in the world each year. 100,000 of those can be felt, and 100 of them cause damage.

Florida and North Dakota have the smallest number of earthquakes in the United States.

The average rate of motion across the San Andreas Fault Zone during the past 3 million years is 56 mm/yr (2 in/yr). This is about the same rate at which your fingernails grow.

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Alaska is the most earthquake-prone state and one of the most seismically active regions in the world. Alaska experiences a magnitude 7 earthquake almost every year, and a magnitude 8 or greater earthquake on average every 14 years
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At the Taylor Man Trail in Texas, are the footprints of a human being, mixed with and sometimes crossing the dinosaur footprint paths. History teaches us that dinosaurs became extinct about 65 million years ago, and that humans did not appear until a long time afterward. But these prints were obviously made at the same time, which is a big contradiction of standard accepted models of the Earths history of life.

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Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

There are to date, over 25 different recognized STD’s.

Herpes affects 1 in 9 people in Britain.

Last year 10,407 women contracted it, it is most common in those aged between 20 and 24.

Genital Warts affect 1 in 12 in Britain.

Chlamydia affects 1 in 18. 70% of woman and half men have no symptoms and never seek treatment.

Gonorrhoea affects 1 in 36 people in Britain.

HIV & AIDS affects 1 in 36 people in Britain.

Syphilis Affects 1 in 36 people in Britain

Hepatitis B affects 1 in 36 people in Britain

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A heavenly body possibly as large as the giant planet Jupiter and possibly so close to Earth that it would be part of this solar system has been found in the direction of the constellation Orion by an orbiting telescope aboard the U.S. infrared astronomical satellite.

also

A new planet that breaks all the rules about how and where planets form has been identified in orbit of a twin star about 70 light years from Earth in a constellation commonly known as the Northern Cross. The new planet has a roller coaster like orbit that swoops down close to its central star and then swings far out into frigid fringes, following a strange egg-shaped orbit that is unlike that of any other known planet.

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On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
On March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things.

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Well this has been your Trick or Treat edition of the NewzLetter.

Next month the Newz will be up and full on again.

That’s it for the October OuterWorlds NewzLetter.
Thanks to each and every one of the citizens of OuterWorlds.
It is each one of you that makes OuterWorlds such a great place!

Keep Smiling...
Make someone else smile...
And don't forget to love yourself!

Peace Out


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker.
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

                                                                                        

Ohhh! And here’s some basic good tips, especially useful if you start hearing spooky music.

  • If you find that your house is built on or near a cemetery that was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad, committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
  • Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
  • Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
  • As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
  • If you find a town which looks deserted, it is probably deserted for a damn good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
  • Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
  • Do not keep all your sharpened kitchen knives in one of those wooden block thingies on your work surface.
  • If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY," do so immediately.
  • If you find something that appears to be alive that you cannot identify, don't pick it up or touch it, with anything
  • Never take a bath or shower with a monster/maniac/spirit/demon/creature/alien in the house.
  • If you've hidden from the monster/maniac/spirit/demon/creature/alien and you are not found, do not peek from or decide it's safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.
  • Never believe that your companion has truly become "dispossessed."
  • It is very, very dangerous to back into, or through, rooms.
  • If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. (Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to incapacitate them, so be prepared.)
  • When you have the benefit of numbers, never, ever, pair off, or go in alone. The more people the monster/maniac/spirit/demon/creature/alien is distracted by, the better "your" chance of escape.
  • Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.
  • If demons begin possessing your companions, it's a good idea to leave the area as soon, and as quickly, as possible.
  • If you've just finished running over the monster/maniac/spirit/demon/creature/alien in your car, keep going. Most certainly do not get out of the car under any circumstances to see if he/she/it is "really" dead.
  • Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, etc.
  • If someone is in the water and starts screaming and is pulled under, don't go after them or peek over the edge of the shore "to see what's wrong." If you are in a boat, head for shore.
  • Do not accept/take anything from the dead.
  • If priests won't or can't enter your home, start looking for a new home.
  • If your spaceship gets an alien distress signal from what appears to be a dead planet, don't stop to check it out.
  • Never put your back to or lean on a door.
  • If supernatural beings start calling your name, leave the area immediately.
  • Never pick up a hitchhiker or stop to aid a suspicious person, especially if he/she/it resembles Santa Claus or Satan.
  • If your companions exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, biting, a thirst for blood, howling, glowing eyes, unnatural hairiness, marked resemblance to demons, excretion of ectoplasm or other forms of gelatinous goo, flaming appendages, extra appendages, etc., get as far away from them as possible..
  • Never take the dare to spend a night in a haunted house.
  • If, when entering your craft, you put your hand in a kind of sticky/slimy/resinous kind of substance that was not there before, turn and run away immediately.
  • If you are in the Arctic and find an alien frozen in ice, don't touch it, don't thaw it out, leave it alone. The alien should be incinerated with thermite (or preferably a thermonuclear weapon), otherwise if it thaws out, it will kill you and every living thing on Earth.
  • If you are alone in a house and something calls your name, leave the house immediately through whatever exit is in the opposite direction. If there is no exit, make one.
  • Never speak to clowns in sewers.
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