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Officials Send Out Comado Warning

Jaffa after being hit by a disaster!

A warning was placed this morning, in the hands of the OW press stating that a serious health-hazard is beginning to grow. The Jaffa Health Board (GBH) along with the OW Weather People (BAD) are trying to raise awareness on the subject of comados.

Comados are a little known weather phenomenon that pass mainly over small, privately owned worlds. The warning however states that they are starting to hit the larger worlds with the incoming of summer.

Once instance of a comado disaster is Jaffa. Jaffa is a relatively large (P40) public build world (with large object path and custom built objects if you please ;), which was hit by this disaster a month ago. Residents awoke to find that the sun was shining and a faint whiff of joy was in the air. Seconds later a large black cloud, threatening rain, covered the sun and leered at the observers before sweeping off back to where it came from.

An artists impression of a Comado

The citizens were so overjoyed that they grabbed a sun hat and sunglasses from their table.rwx and rushed out to join a cult calling themselves 'Real Life'. None of the residents have been heard from again. An expedition of rescuers have been sent to find missing residents lead by the irrepressible Likeness. She has come on record as saying,

"Comados pah! I'll find those citizens and I'll drag them back kicking and screaming if need be."

Ripple sent a snap shot of himself from 'Real Life'

Social scientists predict that the team will have no luck and that the residents will return on their own in a few months.

It's been forecasted that comados will soon be hitting the shores of Imagica, OW and Bugzlife before long, scaring off the tourists and causing local businesses to close down for the summer. So be warned! A comado is on it's way to a world near you and you'd better be prepared. Officials give these guidelines:

1. Do not under any circumstances peer out of your PW01.rwx!

2. Do not be fooled by beautiful tanned skin, UV rays make you age faster!

3. Avoid members of 'Real Life' at all costs. You can tell who they are by the healthy glow on their face as oppose to the lovely pale green glow on ours.

4. Lock yourself in the same room as your computer! Take enough food to last you a few months and never take your eyes off the OW browser.

Be warned! Be safe! And don't do milk

Written by Jaffas most famed reporter Freaks of Jaffas Homesite