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When you first leave the Inn at Chester with Likeness as your driving coach, you will first hear fenders being torn to shreds by gravel thrown up by the tires before they contact the pavement. Then you may notice the smell of burning rubber and the squeal of tires as you actually ‘hit the road’. You will then slide sideways a few minutes on the wonderfully scenic trip to your ultimate fate. With Procras108or as your on-board narrator and ‘OMG’ meter, you will enjoy a trip through the scenic areas of southern Connecticut that are both breathtakingly beautiful and somehow loaded with the g-forces of a NASA moon launch. You have started our Beginner’s Course
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At this point, you are in for a treat, as Likee shows us her amazing skills at the copyrighted ‘lane changes for no apparent reason’, and the not-to-be-missed, ‘Oops, that was the exit’ maneuver. Of historical value, you will also discover why Pro drinks his beverage of choice from his 55-gallon-drum-with-a-handle.
NEW! After numerous requests, the basic course will teach the subtle nuances of the patented ‘following “the black car with the driver wearing a ball-cap”’ advanced skill-set, as well as the advanced skills you will need to know when you have already passed the vehicle you were following.
Intermediate courses will explain how you discover that North and South are dictated by which way you hold the map, and yet are also somehow magically related to highway signs.
Advanced Course:
An increasing number of students have asked us to add a course on Parking Lot Shunting, and we will include that in our next update. It is a special skill used to enter a parking lot, facing the wrong way, and then exit it into the wrong lane and then bail into yet another parking lot, while still having no clue to where you are going. Special Attention will be paid to not letting those following you have any idea what you are doing.
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Driving Schools 
Visiting most of the finest parking lots and off-ramps in Southern Connecticut